The Shorehaven Tits Lover's Club

So here is the deal.

Things have been crappy. I don’t know how or why things got so crappy. But I have not been in the best mindset over the past few weeks. Hence my absence. Instead I’ve been doing the school type things you’re supposed to do when you’re in school and all that.

I’m doing tags today, I should be on to simply update them once a night over the next few weeks until break. If I’m not, assume that I’m doing homework or something of that sort.

But yes, sorry for disappearing on you.

Tagging.

Commencing.

Now.

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Ben is daddy

Dem is papa

(Source: wyatted)

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Hi work is stupid and eating up my Shorehaven time.

Sorry I haven’t been around.

Hi.

I’m.

Tired.

Tagging.

Will.

Be.

Slow.

fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

I’m sure i’m not the only person who does this.

Maybe? Yes? okay…

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Keep Maya Away From The AU: Piper As The Nightengale

Fin and Piper have been dating for six months now. Piper, a writer, is working on her novel. A mystery murder novel where in “the Nightengale” terrorizes a small town in Maine with a string of brutal murders without rhyme or reason. It’s apparent that the Detective in her novel is a parallel to her boyfriend Fin, a private detective, but just how much more does Piper have in common with her story? 

It’s when Fin decides to do some research on Piper’s abusive ex-boyfriend that he discovers that he has been dead for a year, tortured and murdered. Upon investigating further he finds that her father has suffered a similar fate. Perhaps, he wonders, Piper’s name change and sudden flee to Shorehaven was to serve a larger purpose.

Things come to a head when the body of Dean Mason, Piper’s brother who had been assumed to have left for college a month before, washes up on the beach. Fin realizes that the woman he’s in love with isn’t as innocent and victimized as he once thought. As he uncovers more of the mystery surrounding her, he discovers a much darker Piper than he ever expected. A Piper who won’t let him leave her without spilling his blood first.

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Keep Maya Away From The AU: Rebecca Haunts The Newlyweds


Dmitri and Ben have just been married. The first week of marriage is pure bliss, but nobody can account for the strange happenings in the house. Things being misplaced and doors opening on their own. The newlyweds pass it off as their imaginations, but it is very clear that something strange is in the Brovosky-Davies house.

It’s when Dem finally sees Rebecca appear to him one night that things finally start to fall into place. His dead wife is back and she’s back for a reason. She begs Dem to love her again and when he can’t decide between her or Ben, she sets out to murder Dem’s husband in hopes that she can win her former husband’s heart back.

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Keep Maya Away From The AU: Malcolm Finding Moira’s Murderer

Imagine Shorehaven the way it is now. Malcolm’s stroyline the same. Things start to become strange when Malcolm receives a letter on under his door, a handwritten confession to Moira and his unborn child’s murder. He starts to investigate the source of the letter, leading him on a journey of ups and downs, red herrings, and shocking discoveries. The letters keep coming and all Malcolm can seem to make sense from the situation is that he can trust no one. The story reaches it’s peak when Malcolm finds the source of the notes and when Malcolm shoots the bastard dead, he starts to wonder: were the letters really leading him to his revenge or were they just a game?

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